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COMMENTATORS
[68] Stanus[69] Seinfeld Forever
[179] Stever[7] Suzy
[6] Bob Saccamano[4] Cretz
[8] Richard Costanza[4] The Moop
MISCELLANEOUS
Complete Series Rankings
Seinfeld Motifs
Jerry's Girlfriends
George's Girlfriends
Elaine's Boyriends
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Nearby Episodes
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Next: [4.01] the Trip (1)
[3.23] the Keys
Premiered: 05/06/92
Writer(s): Larry Charles
Director: Tom Cherones
4.428
Jerry makes Kramer return his spare keys after he breaks "the covenant of the keys," to wit: You don't use them to party in the bedroom with a girl called Goochi. This sets off a round-robin of key exchanges, with everyone making and breaking alliances like a clique of junior high school girls. Kramer realizes he has been using Jerry's apartment as a way of avoiding his own squalid reality. So he decides to follow his passion - acting - and head west. "You're not really going to California, are you?" asks George. "Up here," responds Kramer, pointing to his head, "I'm already gone." He ends up on Murphy Brown as Candice Bergen's latest catastrophic secretary.
- Seinfeld Forever

Characters appearing in episode
Cosmo Kramer . Elaine Benes . George Costanza . Goochi . Jerry Seinfeld . Lisa . Newman
Motifs
First, Only, Lasts
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Movie References
Kramer sneask into Jerry's apartment late at night to get his popcorn maker while watching Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo
Seinfeld Self-Reference
Kramer mentions he got the acting bug from his role in a Woody Allen movie that took place in [3.11] the Alternate Side
Stever
5.000 / 4.428
(3)
I don't think this is generally acknowledged as a Sein-Classic, but fear not, it's a good-un. Jerry takes Kramer's spare keys away from him after 1) finding him in his apartment kitchen at night borrowing his popper 2) finding him in his bathtub taking a bath and 3) finding him come out of his bedroom with a girl! There's an amazing exchange between Kramer and George at Monk's. Funny little running-joke about 'I thought I heard something.' And the season-ending Stephen Snell typing away on Murphy Brown is great.


Seinfeld Forever
4.284 / 4.428
(3)
Divinely twerpy behavior by one and all.


Stanus
4.000 / 4.428
(3)
A lot of swapping in this show and it ain't all good. Kramer leaves his friends in New York due to a tiff over keys. He lands a spot on normal, tv sitcom Murphy Brown in sunny Los Angeles - thus instantly making it not normal anymore. In turn, an aura of "routine sitcom" surrounds the other cast members, as if taking the place of Kramer. Elaine, Jerry and George fall into mundane confusing-speech jokes and muttered-under-breath jokes multiple times during the episode. Still, even the lapses into normalcy can't stop this one - as the Seinfeldian obsession over minutiae really shines in the Keys.


Quotes
George: (looking for Jerry's keys) Alright, what do they look like?
Jerry: Like keys. They look like keys, George. They look exactly like keys.
added by Stanus
George: I like to get the Daily News.
added by Seinfeld Forever
Jerry: (responding to knocking) Who's there?
Kramer: Kramer. (sees Elaine with Jerry's spare keys) Hey, oh, hi ... oh, you got the ...
Elaine: No, I am not ...
Kramer: No, no it's okay. I don't care about the keys. It's my fault. No, I gave the keys away with my stupidity. I broke the covenant of the keys.
added by Stever

Honored
9th Museum of Television and Radio Festival included a special Seinfeld night.
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Honored
The third season of Seinfeld earned the Television Critic Association Award for Outstanding Series.
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Honored
Jerry won the American Comedy Award for Funniest Male Performer in a TV series for his third season work.
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Honored
Jason Alexander won the American Comedy Award for Funniest Supporting Male Character for his third season work.
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Honored
Julia Louis Dreyfus won Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series at the Viewers for Quality Telivision Awards for her performance in the third season.
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That's a Wrap
The third season wrap party took place in the Museum of Flying at Santa Monica Airport.
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