SEASONS 1 [5] 2 [12] 3 [23] 4 [23] 5 [22] 6 [24] 7 [24] 8 [22] 9 [24]	CHARACTERS a [6] b [9] c [14] d [8] e [4] f [6] g [5] h [5] i [2] j [4] k [5] l [11] m [15] n [4] o [0] p [6] q [0] r [12] s [15] t [2] u [1] v [2] w [2] x [0] y [0] z [0]	COMMENTATORS [68] Stanus [69] Seinfeld Forever [179] Stever [7] Suzy [6] Bob Saccamano [4] Cretz [8] Richard Costanza [4] The Moop	MISCELLANEOUS Complete Series Rankings Seinfeld Motifs Jerry's Girlfriends George's Girlfriends Elaine's Boyriends Kramer's Girlfriends

Nearby Episodes Previous: [5.11] the Conversion Next: [5.13] the Dinner Party [5.12] the Stall Premiered: Writer(s): Director: 4.500 - Characters appearing in episode Motifs First, Only, Lasts (none) Stever 4.500 / 4.500 (1) The Seinfelders almost revert to their high school equivalents in this episode, around the "cool" mimbo. Elaine is trying hard to pretend she's not into him because of his looks, Kramer is cool and doesn't know it, and George does anything he can to be cool with Tony. The other stories involving Kramer on the sex-phone with Jerry's girlfriend, and Jane and Elaine in the bathroom stalls are good too.

Quotes Elaine: You can't spare it? Jane: No, there's not enough to spare. Elaine: Well, I don't need much. Just three squares will do. Jane: I'm sorry, I don't have three squares, so if you don't mind ... Elaine: Three squares? You can't spare three squares? Jane: No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square. Elaine: Well, is it two-ply? Cuz if it's two-ply I'll take one ply. One ply! added by Stever