| Awkward Social Scene Banter |
| # | Episode | Description |
| 1 | 1.03 the Robbery | George, Jerry and Elaine discuss flipped coins hitting tables ("It's interference, and you know it!") and Elaine's roommate starting rehearsal of Carousel while at a housewarming party held in the apartment they were fighting over |
| 2 | 2.03 the Jacket | Jerry and George discuss the advantages and disadvantages of ice in drinks and Elaine's punctuality ("Sometimes she's on time ... and sometimes she's late") when they meet Elaine's father |
| 3 | 3.04 the Dog | Elaine and George discuss Elaine's move to New York and George's favorite herbal tea flavors when they are forced to hang out together |
| 4 | 3.09 the Nose Job | Elaine and George discuss George's health ("Too much salt in my diet") as his girlfriend, Audrey, storms out of the room shortly after her terrible nose job was revealed to the group |
| 5 | 4.06 the Watch (2) | George talks about veal and suede while attempting to convince NBC president, Russell Dalrymple, to take him back on their deal. |
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| 6 | 4.07 the Bubble Boy | George makes small talk about entering the bubble while waiting for Jerry to show up in the Sangers' living room |
| 7 | 4.08 the Cheever Letters | George and Jerry use the coming attractions as an excuse to leave Susan's apartment after the homosexual affair of her father is revealed |
| 8 | 4.16 the Shoes | George and Jerry discuss the Spanish roots of the word primavera while Russell Dalrymple pukes |
| 9 | 4.22 the Handicap Spot | Elaine awkwardly re-enters the apartment to give back a tv remote as The Drake and Drakette break up. |
| 10 | 4.19 the Implant | Jerry attempts to start a conversation about breasts with the observation "you know, that Jayne Mansfield had big breasts" |
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| 11 | 5.02 the Puffy Shirt | Kramer leaves Elaine and Jerry to fend for themselves at the dinner table with his low-talking Girlfriend. Elaine coughs her way through describing Jerry's Today appearance |